1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老師:誰能回到我下一個問題,,誰就可以回家了。 One boy throws his bag out the window. 一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外,。 Teacher: who just threw that?! 老師:誰剛剛把書包扔出去了? Boy: Me! I’m going home now. 男孩:我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了,。 2.What dog can jump higher than a building? 什么狗比大樓跳的還高? Anydog, buildings can't jump! 任何一只狗,大樓又跳不起來,。 3.What has a head, a tail, and no body? 什么有頭,、有尾,但是沒有身體? A coin! 硬幣,。 4.What has one eye but cannot see? 什么有一只眼睛,,卻看不見? A needle. 針。 5.Wife: 'How would you describe me?' 妻子:你會怎么形容我呢? Husband: 'ABCDEFGHIJK.' 丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: 'What does that mean?' 妻子:那是什么意思? Husband: 'Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.' 丈夫:迷人的,、魅力的,、可愛的、令人愉悅的,、優(yōu)雅的,、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的,。 Wife: 'Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?' 妻子:哇,,謝謝,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢? Husband: 'I'm just kidding!' 丈夫:開個玩笑! 往期精彩文章: 1,、回復(fù)數(shù)字【1】,,查看往期小學(xué)、初中各種英語總結(jié)文章 2,、回復(fù)數(shù)字【2】兩個字,,查看往期英語實(shí)用大全類資料 3,、回復(fù)數(shù)字【3】兩個字,查看英語速記秘訣 4,、更多口語資料,請看微信菜單~~~~ 5,、點(diǎn)擊閱讀原文,,查看秋季外教課報名流程 ↓↓↓ |
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