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強(qiáng)悍的三字經(jīng)英譯版...

 安全第一i 2009-03-21

爆冷的三字經(jīng)

來(lái)自 我們愛(ài)講冷笑話 易水寒發(fā)表 3 收錄于昨天

人之初 : At the begining of life.
性本善 : Sex is good.
性相近 : Basically,all the sex are same.
習(xí)相遠(yuǎn) : But it depends on how the way you do it.
茍不教 : If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷 : Sex will leave you..
教之道 : The way of learning it<!–more–>
貴以專 : is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 : Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

擇鄰處 : chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學(xué) : If you don”t study hard,
斷機(jī)杼 : Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山 : Dou, the Famous
有義方 : owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 : All his five son took it
名俱揚(yáng) : and their sexual ability were well-kown.
養(yǎng)不教 : If your children don”t know how to do it,
父之過(guò) : It is all your fault.
教不嚴(yán) : If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 : their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學(xué) : You may refuse to study this
非所宜 : but that is a real mistake
幼不學(xué) : If you don”t learn it in childhood,
老何為 : you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 : If you don”t exercise your dick,
不成器 : It won”t become hard and strong.
人不學(xué) : If you don”t learn sex,
不知義 : You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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