看醫(yī)生

陳榮生  譯

（畫作欣賞——楊爭慶畫/湛江）

一女士跟丈夫去看醫(yī)生，因為她抱怨說自己呼吸短促。十五分鐘之后,，她從就診室出來,，走進候診室說：“很顯然,，我的問題是我有一位好庫特,?！?/span>

“說什么啊,？”她丈夫說,。

“那是醫(yī)生說的。我的問題是我有一位好庫特,?！?/span>

她丈夫有點生氣，就進去與醫(yī)生對質(zhì),。

“你說我妻子有一位好庫特是什么意思,？我需要有一個該死的好解釋?！?/span>

“那不是我說的,，”醫(yī)生答，“我說她有急性心絞痛,?！?/span>

（作者佚名，譯自《幽默一天》）

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原文如下,，若有問題，可留言,，我將盡量回答,。

A Trip to the Doctor

A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into the waiting room and says, "Apparently, my problem is that I have a nice cooter."

"Excuse me?" says the husband.

"That's what the doctor said. My problem is that I have a nice cooter."

The husband is a bit angry and goes in to talk to the doctor.

"What's this about my wife having a nice cooter? I need a damn good explanation."

"That's not what I said," replies the doctor. "I said she has acute angina."