考過雅思的考鴨們都知道,，雅思口語題是很靈活的,，考官經(jīng)常會(huì)根據(jù)你的答案繼續(xù)問一些 follow-up questions（跟進(jìn)問題）, 這就給了考官 go freestyle 的空間，一些腦回路清奇的考官很有可能一不小心就拋出一個(gè)讓人始料未及的問題,，一時(shí)懵逼的考生也會(huì)一不小心說出一些奇葩的答案,。

以前在翻考生口語考題回憶時(shí)就經(jīng)常看到一些特別好笑的,，忍不住整理出來，好笑是好笑,，但是 unfortunately 幽默感并不是評(píng)分標(biāo)準(zhǔn)之一,，想必這些考生的得分是慘烈的，所以笑完之后,，我們還是要看看這些問題該怎么正兒八經(jīng)地回答哦,！

首先，有一種特別喜歡黑自家人的考生,，我必須要拎出來批評(píng)一下,，不批不是中國(guó)人了。

某考官：Are the news reported by CCTV true? 

某考生：不是的,，都被和諧了,。

點(diǎn)評(píng)：,？？,？這位考生,，你非要跟陌生人掏心窩子說真話嗎？能不能稍微保持點(diǎn)距離,？而且我猜你“被和諧”用的一定是 harmonized,，考官一定以為CCTV是這樣的畫風(fēng)：

Harmonize 做動(dòng)詞是“協(xié)調(diào)、統(tǒng)一,、和聲”的意思,，CCTV又不是合唱團(tuán)，不需要 harmonize...此處該用的詞匯應(yīng)該是 censored（審查,，刪節(jié)）,，和中文里“被和諧”的意思是差不多的。

 正經(jīng)回答參考：I believe most of the news reported by CCTV are in consistent with (和...一致) realities, but due to some political reasons, CCTV has to censor some information,，and to some extent (在某種程度上), it's protecting us. 

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某考官：What job is well-paid in China? 

某考生：公務(wù)員 (public servant),，因?yàn)楣珓?wù)員可以收很多禮。

點(diǎn)評(píng)：這位同學(xué)你要小心啊,，高薪工作這么多,，你為啥想不開非要這么說呢？

 正經(jīng)回答參考：As far as I know,  people who work in real estate have very comfortable income. The housing price is incredibly high in China, in some metropolises (大都市) like Shanghai, the average housing price for one square meter can be as much as 50,000 yuan or even higher, so real estate a very lucrative (利潤(rùn)豐厚的) business.

某考官：Where do Chinese people like to read and write? 

某考生：Chinese people don't like to read and write.

點(diǎn)評(píng)：Speak for yourself, ok?! 別替別人做主好嗎,，切忌以偏概全哦,，有大把中國(guó)人喜歡讀書和寫字，中國(guó)人表示不背這個(gè)鍋,。這句話雖然沒有錯(cuò)誤,，但是觀點(diǎn)太過于主觀，又沒有理由支撐,，你真的有認(rèn)真對(duì)待這個(gè)考試嗎,？？,？

 正經(jīng)回答參考：Traditionally, people read and write in their study (書房) or libraries,，but I think more and more people prefer to read and write in cafes，because the atmosphere is great and we can study or work over a nice cup of coffee, it makes the experience more enjoyable.

某考官：Where do Chinese people make friends?

某考生：微信搖一搖,。

點(diǎn)評(píng)：怎么說呢,，這位考生一定是瘋了才會(huì)出此下策，微信搖一搖你會(huì)表達(dá)嗎你就說,？我猜這位考生想表達(dá)社交網(wǎng)絡(luò) (social network) 交友,，但此處不用具體到某功能，比如微信附近的人...這到底是想交什么朋友就不好說了,。

 正經(jīng)回答參考：Besides the occassions where we usually socialize, like parties or schools, we can also make friends over the internet. Social network websites and cell phone applications make it  easy and convenient for us to meet interesting people and make friends with them.

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還有一種考生,，是去表演才藝的,。

考官：Who is your favorite celebrity (名人)?

某考生：權(quán)志龍. You know? He is ... Boom shakalaka (然后唱了半分鐘)。

點(diǎn)評(píng)：難以想象考官的心情,。其實(shí)在口語考試中是很容易說到中文名詞,，比如問到喜歡的名人、電影,、節(jié)日等等,，你不需要過于具化這個(gè)名詞，考官不需要100%了解這個(gè)東西,，而是要了解你的語言能力,，所以，概括性地介紹一下就可以了,。

 正經(jīng)回答參考：My favorite celebrity is a korean pop star named Quanzhilong who is extremely popular among young people these days. I admire him for his talent and good personality.

以上的問題其實(shí)都很正常,，答不好不是考官的錯(cuò)，而以下這些問題,，就有點(diǎn)讓人“,？？,？”了,，如果你遇到這類不按套路出牌的考官，不要掀桌離場(chǎng),，看看我給大家的建議吧,。

某考官：Are there any kind of special trees in China?

某考生內(nèi)心OS：？,？,？中文都說不出來，還叫我說英文,，給你唱首《白樺林》吧,？

點(diǎn)評(píng)：遇到這類比較專業(yè)的問題可以采取一個(gè)套路：老實(shí)交代。就說你不太了解這方面的知識(shí)就可以了,，但盡量讓你的回答保持開放性 (open-ended),。你可以說明你目前還不了解，可以試著給出你非專業(yè)的回答,，并表示出“也許我的理解并不準(zhǔn)確，但我有興趣了解”這類意思,。遇到不會(huì)說的單詞就繞過,，盡量用簡(jiǎn)單的英文去解釋自己不會(huì)表達(dá)的單詞。

 正經(jīng)回答參考：Actually, I don't really have this field of knowledge (知識(shí)領(lǐng)域),，I like many kinds of trees though, there is one kind with yellow leaves that I particularly like which is called Yin Xing in Chinese, but I'm not sure if it grows in China exclusively (獨(dú)有的),。

BTW,，銀杏確實(shí)是中國(guó)特有的樹種哦，英文名叫 ginkgo,，還有很多其他獨(dú)有樹種,，感興趣就問度娘吧~

類似的問題還有：

某考官：How do seeds grow into plants? 

某考生內(nèi)心OS：人是人他媽生的，妖是妖他媽生的,，植物是植物他媽生的,。。,。

點(diǎn)評(píng)：回答套路和上道題一樣,，要淡定啊,！不要怕給出否定答案,，只要能往下聊就好，茫然時(shí)間不要超過5秒鐘,。

 正經(jīng)回答參考：Actually, I don't have much expertise (專業(yè)知識(shí)) about plants, I just have some common knowledge, like seeds need fertilizer, water, air, and sunshine to grow, and after some time, they become plants.

雖然以上這些問題或答案都挺奇葩的,，但我們還是可以有以不變應(yīng)萬變的思路，希望這篇文章對(duì)大家有幫助,。篇幅有限,，先整理這么多，如果你喜歡,，在下方留個(gè)言,，S姐會(huì)繼續(xù)整理哦~