Everyone loves going to the cinema.

    人們都喜歡去電影院看電影,。

Honestly, sometimes there’s nothing better than sitting down with your overpriced Coke and popcorn, and escaping the ~real world~ for two hours.

    老實說,，有時候沒有什么比坐在電影院,，吃著貴的要死的可樂和爆米花,，躲避現(xiàn)實世界兩個小時更幸福的了。

There’s only one thing that can destroy this idyllic scene: CINEMA TALKERS.

    然而只有一件事能瞬間毀了這份悠閑：電影院說話的人,！

Yes, you. You know who you are. You people who think that it’s perfectly fine to have a conversation with your friend when there are 50 people around you trying to watch a film.

  是的,，你，你知道你是誰,。 你可能會認為當你的周圍坐了50個在看電影的人,，這時和朋友聊天是一件相當好的事情。

（“我相當生氣,！”）

Bravo好極了,！

It’s just rude.

    這僅僅就是無禮、沒有素質(zhì)的表現(xiàn),。

（“不要這么粗魯?。?！”）

I know that you want to get on the back of Chris Pratt’s motorbike and ride into the sunset but can you not wait until after the movie to discuss that?

    我知道你想坐在克里斯帕拉特的摩托車后,，開到日落。但是你能不能等到電影結(jié)束再來討論,？?。死锼?帕拉特，美國著名影星）

（“混蛋?。,。　保?

I’m so glad for you that you think this movie is predictable and you can guess what’s going to happen next. Don’t tell the whole cinema.

  我很高興,，你認為這個電影是可預(yù)測的,，你能猜到接下來會發(fā)生什么。能不能不要告訴整個電影院的人?。,。?nbsp;

（“TMD給我閉嘴?。,。　保?

Even if you whisper, WE CAN STILL HEAR YOU.

    即使你小聲說,，我 們 也 能 聽 到 你 ?。?！

（“不要這么討厭?。?！”）

If you honestly can’t wait the 90 minutes until the movie finishes, go outside and finish your conversation in the lobby where you won’t bother anyone.

   如果你真的等不了90分鐘直到電影結(jié)束,，請出去,，在休息室結(jié)束你的對話，在那兒你不會打擾到別人,。

Better yet, wait until the DVD comes out and you can watch it at home and give your own personal commentary as loud as you damn well please.

    更好的是,，等到DVD出版之后，你可以在家慢慢看,，盡情地給出你的建議,，再大聲也沒有關(guān)系！

And if you’re there with a friend who tries to start a conversation mid-movie, tell them to stop.

    如果你和朋友在一起,，他or她想要在電影中場的時候聊天,，請制止他們！

Yes, Jennifer Lawrence’s hair does look fab in this scene. WE DON’T NEED TO DISCUSS IT RIGHT NOW!

是的,，   杰尼佛 勞倫斯的頭發(fā)看起來超棒,。但是我們現(xiàn)在沒必要討論這個。

So please, in future when you’re at the cinema, think of the people around you who just forked out $22 for a movie ticket and want to be left in peace.

   所以拜托,，以后當你在電影院時,，請考慮一下在你周圍剛交完22美元電影票，想要安靜待會的人,。

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Many thanks.

    感激不盡。

（阿門?。,。。?/p>