I hate you the least.

我最不討厭你,。

You're the one I text when I'm drunk.

你是那個我喝醉的時候唯一想傳短信的人,。

If you're a burger, I'm a burger.

如果你是一個漢堡，那我也是漢堡,。

I'd totally shave my legs for you.

我愿意為你刮掉我的腿毛,。

Being with you has made me so lame. I think I like it.

跟你在一起讓我變得很廢。不過我很喜歡這樣,。

You are the sun, the moon, the stars... and all that other good shit.

你是太陽,，是月亮，是星星……和所有其他厲害的東西,。

You're Okay.

你很好,。

I knew I loved you when I farted and you didn't run away.

我好愛你，當我放屁的時候你沒有逃走,。

I love you more than pizza(or maybe a really close second).

我愛你勝過匹薩（或者以極其微小差距排名第二的東西）,。

I love you for your brain.

我愛你的腦子。

You turn me on.

你點亮了我,。

I can't believe I'm not sick of you yet!

真不敢相信我到現(xiàn)在還沒對你感到厭倦,！

I'm so glad you seducted me with your charming awkwardness.

謝謝你用你奇怪的個性讓我深深著迷。

You warm my cold black heart.

你溫暖了我又冷又黑暗的心,。