men are hard to please

男人很難取悅!!

the problems with guys:

男人的問題是：

if u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him;

如果妳對他好,，他說妳愛上他了．

if u don't, he says u are proud.

對他不好,，他說妳驕傲．

if u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him;

如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．

if u don\'t, he says u are from kampong.

如果不,，他說妳是鄉(xiāng)下來的

if u argue with him, he says u are stubborn;

如果妳跟他理論,，他說妳固執(zhí)

if u keep quiet, he says u have no brains.

如果妳沉默，他說妳沒大腦,！

if u are smarter than him, he\'ll lose face;

如果妳比他聰明,，他說那是小聰明

if he\'s smarter than u, he is great.

如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧,！

if u don\'t love him, he tries to possess u;

如果妳不愛他,，他想擁有妳

if u love him, he will try to leave u.(very true huh?)

如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．

if u don\'t make love with him., he says u don\'t love him;

如果妳不跟他做愛,，他說妳不愛他

if u do!! he says u are cheap.

如果跟他做,，他說你賤！

if u tell him your problem, he says u are troublesome;

如果妳告訴他妳的問題,，他說妳麻煩

if u don\'t, he says that u don\'t trust him.

如果不,，他說妳不信任他

if u scold him, u are like a nanny to him;

如果妳罵他，妳好象他奶媽

if he scolds u, it is because he cares for u.

如果他罵妳,，是表示他\"關(guān)心\"妳

if u break your promise, u cannot be trusted;

如果你不守承諾,，你就是沒有信用

if he breaks his,he is forced to do so.

如果他不守承諾，他是迫不得已的

if u smoke, u are bad girl;

如果妳吸煙,，妳是壞女孩

if he smokes, he is gentleman.

如果他吸煙,，他是紳士

if u do well in your exams, he says it\'s luck;

如果妳考試成績好，他說是運(yùn)氣

if he does well, it\'s brains.

如果他考得好,，他說是實(shí)力,！

if u hurt him, u are cruel;

如果妳傷害了他,，表示妳很殘忍

if he hurts u, u are too sensitive!!

如果他傷害了妳,，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！

so hard to please!!!!!

if u send this to guys, they will swear that it\'s not true.......

如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發(fā)誓以上是不正確的．．

but if u don\'t they say u are selfish.....

如果你不寄給他們,，他們說妳自私．．